How to Look Like a Porn Star – SugarBank – the porn blog

…is one of our favorite reads, and podcasts. Sam provides insightful, well written, porn and sex related facts, stories, interviews, candor and more. Today we enjoyed Sam’s take on porn make up tips

Sam Sugar, and his Sugrbank blog, complete with the new (weekly is it?) sugasm that was once the blogasm, is one of our favorite reads, and podcasts. Sam provides insightful, well written, porn and sex related facts, stories, interviews, candor and more. Today we enjoyed Sam’s take on porn make up tips, and share a portion of his article here. Definitely worth reading the whole post, and for that matter, his entire blog.

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# Foundation – Use a primer before you apply foundation, it’ll last longer.
# Eyeliner – The key to glamour. Stick to the rules of light and dark, choosing a color that suits your clothing (not matches unless you want to look like a twelve year old Japanese fashion victim). Line the upper and lower lashes and gently highlight the brow-bone.
# Eyeshadow – The darker it is, and the further away from the eye you blend, the more dramatic the effect. Try not to look punched.
# Mascara – waterproof is the way to go if you want to avoid that ‘crying teenager’ look when sweaty.
# Eyebrows – Comb them upwards and then use a pencil, as if you’re trying to draw on more hairs, to add definition.
# Lips – The younger the woman, the darker the red that’ll work. If you have a large nose, big chin or are over 30 choose a lighter shade, bright red lips will highlight your hideous physical ugliness. Blondes suit pinky red, brunettes can wear almost anything (you can see this for yourself when you cut through a blonde – the inside’s all pinky red).
# Skin – get a ‘glow’ by using highlighting products that reflect light away from the face. Moist formulations and illuminating cream blushers in pink or peach work well.
# Nails – to avoid looking like a tacky slut (always a problem when shooting double-anal) go for a classic screen-siren look, red with the cuticle tips left clear. Orange/red, scarlet and burgundy also work for this effect.
# Hair – should compliment the face, not overpower it. Less is more. Once it’s washed and conditioned, blast it with freezing cold water – it closes the cuticles, keeps the curls in place and leaves it soft.

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